By YayItsYasmine - 14/08/2013 16:48 - Austria - Trebesing

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML
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YayItsYasmine 11

Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.

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cottoncandymango 17

Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)

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cottoncandymango 17

Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)

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then000bster 16

Dating a lemon isn't too bad (: just pucker up and kiss it.

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Olympiakos10 15

She should make lemonade and send it to the person who sent them the lemon and write "When you give me lemons, I make you lemonade ;]"

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Bano360 25

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Ambient25 24

For a second I thought this FML said "**ck in a box"...to which I cringed...

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iSmellMusic 8

94 - Your comment made ME cringe. And why would you censor the word dick?

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Slawter16 24

#94, how the hell did you misread "lemon" as "dick"?

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ohcheriecherie 20

I think it would be cuter if it wasn't anonymous. unless the note was from the lemon.

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SolarFlare 20

I'm sure it's a creative person, but why did he/she choose the lemon and not another kind of fruit, maybe, granadilla/passion fruit?

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ohcheriecherie 20

because that doesn't really even relate to the ancient lemon proverb...

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SolarFlare 20

Oh, that makes my comment inappropiate, i didnt know, english isnt my native language. Sorry.

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ohSNAPyall 26

It's cool. The idiom is, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." It's about taking a bitter circumstance and making it sweeter.

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ermagherdaturdis 26

I would find out who this was and marry them. BEST. STALKER. EVER.

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Pstraka6 20

Kinda creepy, but laugh a lil! Who doesn't like a random funny every now and then

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kumonsucks 7

Nonono sir you make lemonade. The guy got it wrong. Facepalm

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PinkieKeen 20

83- true. If I said, "Like a Ma'am" instead of "Like a Sir", it wouldn't be as epic

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x_the_lancer_x 13

Makes me think of that random person in my class who somehow got my number and started texting me. Except it wasn't so anonymous. These sorts of things are too creepy ._.

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hienzburgess 9

Well it's creepy when a person who you didn't even give your number to starts texting you.

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Thinkgeek 11

That's adorable!! I hope you find out who sent it.

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trollololulz 2

it was the guy next-door.. you know, the one with the telescope.

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Rosebudx 32

You got a free lemon. Sounds like a good day to me!

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LithFlavored 10

Aw thats a new one. hope you find out who it is is. Kinda sweet

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Don't you mean kinda...(wait for it) sour?

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marcranger 28

That is the totally wrong way to ask someone out. Your stalker obviously needed to put dates in the mail.

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etishuman22 32

Maybe I could use this on my boyfriend...drop a box of lemons on his doorstep with the note, "When life gives you lemons, we should have sex more."

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etishuman22 32

I read your comments in that character's voice and lol every time.

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al122397 13

I don't think you have a bf your too ugly...

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cricketsins 36

#80... You kinda have no room to talk. You look like a pig. A pig who is in highschool and needs to stfu.

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