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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 13:30 - United States - Boston
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1.Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
2.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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No worries, end result is clear in my mind. This is number two I'm brewing here, have a one year old already. Just got to where I can enjoy games again though lol will have to take another long break once this little one gets here.