By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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Kitten_love 22

I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.

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muncherofice 19

no its not the golden rule is treat others the way you want to be treated so technically his girlfriend is the one who should be taking him out for drinks and hitting on him not his girlfriends dad

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ZaiopePerSe 15

#34 "do unto others as you would have others do unto you" nothing specific about the same others

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whysobeachy 37

I guess it's not THAT awkward, though, unless the gf's dad tried to kiss (or make out with) OP.

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m1e0l 12

Hopefully he doesn't remember later or the next family dinner will be a little awkward. Yikes

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weatherxveins 29

I have a feeling it's going to be awkward either way..

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gotaplanstan 28

you mean if the gf's dad doesn't know whether to make breakfast or not?

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Kitten_love 22

I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.

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whysobeachy 37

Same here. The internet has completely ruined my innocence.

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thisguy22 33

Me too... Frankly I think he got off easy.

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mneill 6

...and accidentally "slipped" and did me up the bum. Is that closer to what you were expecting?

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tj4234 35

Just imagine what might happen if you and your girlfriend have sex.

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andrmac 25

No imagination needed just lube!

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MidnaLink 33

Somehow I think he knew exactly what he was doing. Some people do keep their mind when drunk.

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

I don't know about you but I'd prefer that no one's father started hitting on me

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ScarletteEve 33

Not even Boruto and Himawari's, #56?

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