Health: Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea,...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 12:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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Noise machine

By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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Not now, Kelsey

By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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tylercoffman420 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:56

Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.

apineapple 40

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:52

What a horrible person.

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MyUsernameisEpic 29

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:50

But your comment sucked... Go sit in the corner and think about what you did...maybe we'll let you back in later...but you are better off leaving and not coming back

Morning_fml 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 8:39

Says the same guy who commented "maybe point him towards the casket?" at someone's FML whose grandpa was looking for his wife at her funeral.

taaywall 13

Friday 21 August 2015 3:02

hahahahahahahah

jansdrs 19

Saturday 22 August 2015 4:29

#84 Was it really needed?

anonymous198913 26

Tuesday 23 February 2016 6:41

That's a Taylor Swift reference!

apineapple 40

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:52

What a horrible person.

Superspiderbat 23

Thursday 20 August 2015 11:48

This comment is so simple yet so efficient

beeferjay 34

Sunday 23 August 2015 15:36

bromance much?

Tyrez 32

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:53

Start planning for some revenge OP. Any ideas people?

YodaMyNameIs 15

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:59

Laxatives are best for this situation.

R2Y2 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:50

And then remove the mechanism inside of the toilet tank, replacing the plug and pulley with a regular rubber stopper.

R2Y2 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:50

And then remove the mechanism inside of the toilet tank, replacing the plug and pulley with a regular rubber stopper.

R2Y2 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:50

And then remove the mechanism inside of the toilet tank, replacing the plug and pulley with a regular rubber stopper.

DaRito 25

Thursday 20 August 2015 12:59

Agreed, lots and lots of laxatives. And record the sound of her crying from it in the bathroom. Are there any other things to post anywhere that would embarrass her?

djTrikhster 4

Thursday 20 August 2015 19:59

sugar free gummy bears

DeltaDragonxx 20

Friday 21 August 2015 4:03

slip laxitives into her foods. a little at a time, and slowly increase so she thinks she has a problem. the day before she goes to the doctor, spike it with a bunch of it. record it.

shinikageWolf 15

Friday 21 August 2015 7:05

Wait until you know she's going out, like for a family function or anything like that. Slip some laxatives into her food before she leaves so she ends up with some bad diarrhea in public.