Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 12:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Pro Tip: Second-hand butt plugs are not for the mouth.

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Chazzster 28

So much unsaid! Were you physically ill as from a flu or food poisoning or so sexually constipated that the idea of sex toys made you ill?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Pro Tip: Second-hand butt plugs are not for the mouth.

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RichardPencil 30

You can't un-see your boyfriend doing squat thrusts on a giant *****. You probably need treatment for PTSD.

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Chazzster 28

So much unsaid! Were you physically ill as from a flu or food poisoning or so sexually constipated that the idea of sex toys made you ill?

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JackWood 20

Even if it says edible sex gel I wouldn't eat it. lol

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That's okay, just have your fun on a different night. Your health is more important.

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