Back to square one

By nurseITHINKNOT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 803
You deserved it 3 958

Same thing different taste

Comments

Sooome people like to kill innocently.... jk that wuld suck.

perdix 29

What's the problem? The pay for hit men and assassins is much better than that for home health-care nurses. "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" is a lie -- dirty deeds cost a fortune!

There was a lady arrested for murder. She was an in home care taker and killed all the old people for their social security money and then buried them in her yard. I wonder if she and the OP are related...

perdix 29

Probably not, the stupid OP feels bad about his victim. . ., um, I mean, . . . patient dying on him instead of seeing the business opportunity at hand.

That's what he WANTS us to think...

perdix 29

I'm so naïve! You are probably right. I just don't know how diabolical minds work . . .

enonymous 8

Did you at least get him to change his insurance policy and will so that you're the benefactor?

enonymous 8

It's ok I hired them to be my personal wiper. Had to teach them it's 2 fingers counter clockwise 3 times them you put the cream on then the diaper... she'll learn soon enough

Sprocket 5

Oh my God! You killed Kenny!

you could make a fortune taking care of mother-in-laws :)

lmaoatall 6

your family owns the funeral home, don't they? that's about as bad and low as my buddy Jered who owns his own tire shop throwing screws in the road! shame on you!!!