Ballin'

By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 055
You deserved it 722

Same thing different taste

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thedwyer96 18

Back when I worked at a park as a ref I saw some girl confront her (now ex) boyfriend about cheating in her. she called him out mid field and unloaded on his junk. We had to kick her out but I felt it was justified.

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What are the odds of a paintball having the small amount of force to not burst on the wall but having just enough force to hurt your privates!