Friends, Birthday and Dentist: Birthday Girl

Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

Billy no-mates

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 02:01

Today, I feel both happy and jealous of my father. It's his birthday and he has received over 100 times more phone calls than me. I'd had two: one from my local bank manager and one from my girlfriend. FML

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By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 593

By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

gir321 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:16

does anyone else find this incredibly fake? and if it isn't I give you a YDI for being with a guy that would do that to you on your birthday and cheat on you and having a backstabbing best friend.

pinkdinosaur64 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:19

sell the ring, and that girl is not your best friend and your fiancee is an asshole

erikawesome 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:20

It could have been worse...the dentist office could have called to tell you that you needed a root canal...

Panicattackx5 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:21

Ouch...

Lurch420 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:21

It's my birthday too, Happy birthday! and you ex fiancee is an asshole.

MyMacWillEatYou 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:21

I hope you know you don't have to give the ring back if he's the one that caused the breakup. Sell it and buy yourself something nice!

buffsgirl21 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:22

Happy birthday! I hope things get better for you! Pawn the ring. Treat yourself to something. Lose the "friend." And be happy you didn't actually go through with marrying the bastard.

alice77_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:23

god, that *sucks*. happy birthday though! :-)

plexico 3

Friday 15 May 2009 0:25

You avoided marriage to an asshole! You will look back on this as the best day of your life! Now, go **** a bunch of guys (use a condom EVERY time) and pick a good one to keep eventually. Find an ugly girl to be your best friend and you won't have to worry about her stealing your man. Now go out and get laid on your birthday! Thank the dentist's office tomorrow.