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yep, forget about that, and move on
YES! Haha! I agree with #11.
At least he cared about your friendship enough to ask you, rather than going for it and you finding out in the worst possible way. Unfortunately he's put you in that awful position where you just have to say yes because otherwise you're the guy who "didn't want his friend to find happiness". Good luck!
I hope you told him off and deleted his number from your phone.
Little bit of an overreaction...
hahah, i have one like that but it happened ages ago so i cant post it, i almost choked to death once, i went to the hospital because some of it got lodged in my throat so i could breath but i was unable to eat or drink, and after a day and a half of no food or water except by IV i get released, i go to school to see my girlfriend and she yells at me for leaving her hanging on AIM. so i know how it goes
I remember the days of AIM. Good times.
I would Be like, Some best friend you are! Damn in the hosptial and you wanna know if you can date my ex!...**** OFF. -lol-
It's your fault for not having any good friends. DUMP THEM ALL
I agree with #2. Anyways, that's horrible. You need a new best friend. And I hope you're feeling better for whatever you were in the hospital for.
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At least he cared about your friendship enough to ask you, rather than going for it and you finding out in the worst possible way. Unfortunately he's put you in that awful position where you just have to say yes because otherwise you're the guy who "didn't want his friend to find happiness". Good luck!
omg, what an asshole.