Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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damnalltheasshol 0

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Well, it IS false advertisement.

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Caramelox 3

That was a good one.

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acre1996 1

Lol I thought your name said cameltoeox

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punkin_26 16

Hey the camel called-he wants his toe back! And his humps-oh wait thats your wonder bra-nevermind

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truwinna 0

Your dad is freaking hilarious

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megapeyt 17

Ouch. Mega burn. I'm sorry >.

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StitchnLilo 24

How about instead of wearing things to get guys to continue being stereotypical pervs and asses, you wear something with less push and just be glad with what you've got. I laugh at people like you

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mattmadden 0

If you weren't a guy you'd sound like a feminist.

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white16sox 19

OP don't allow guys that want girls to have big **** rule your life. Find someone that likes you for you, not for your boob size.

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eroom16 0

Your girlfriend isn't hot. Unless she gives insane brain, with a bag on her head, why would any guy ever want?

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

443: Back off, he's obviously happy with her! Just because you don't like what she looks like based on a PICTURE doesn't mean she's not a good girlfriend!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#190 Why can't someone like her for her small boob size? Your sentiment is nice and all, but people seem to assume that small boobs = not something that men go out looking for, but not every guy's preference is for huge boobs.

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DerpyHooves 0

Men can be feminists.

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christahella 2

poor baby your day will come and if you make them wait till ur **** do fill in they will always wonder if u were that big or if it was the bra but I'm sorry that was hillarious what next ur dad tells u ur never gonna have big full breast like his!

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ikickgingers 15

I'm 22... When is my day?? Huh?? Huh???

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perdix 29

Thursday, Kicky, but you're going to have to sacrifice that rockin' ass of yours. Is it worth it?

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ikickgingers 15

Dupe post, sorry

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perdix 29

Be happy with what you've got, Kicky. Most girls wish they were you ;)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#32 Plenty of women don't develop huge breasts. I'm 22 and less than an A cup.

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CyonideCyns 0

Well on the bright side she might be able to lie her way out of the itty bitty titty committee :)

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AcidRaen 4

I'm a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee. (: i like having little boobies. Less back pain (: Btw paris hilton is our president :p lol

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ikickgingers 15

Kate Hudson in my president ...

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Enslaved 36

Ikickgingers, I think your president got implants. :0 I still like her.(:

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cmars3 7

I have D's and no back pain so not everyone with big boobs have pain

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CyonideCyns 0

227: Me too, although I wouldn't mind having smaller breasts I don't have any pains at all

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AcidRaen 4

Well i guess you two got lucky. I do have back pain though but thats irrelevant so i'll just shut up now

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KataraTheBender 0

You deserved it, Be proud of what you have.

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thatonechick19 0

Im sorry; your dad is freaking hilarious.

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ManBat940 0

Wow, I'm sorry chika, that's pretty bad.

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