Love: Denied

Denied

By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 649

You deserved it 7 752

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 942

You deserved it 3 266

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 625

You deserved it 5 104

By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 869

You deserved it 2 980

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 959

You deserved it 5 714

By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 741

You deserved it 4 734

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 765

You deserved it 58 396

By look before you speak - 09/02/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 623

You deserved it 13 825

By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 913

You deserved it 4 481

By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 361

You deserved it 19 458

Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 877

You deserved it 47 852

HurriKaty 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:20

Oh no, some guy you don't even know shot you down because he wasn't physically attracted to you. What are you, 14?

AK 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 10:24

What's wrong with that girl? Someone tells her that they thinks her brother is hot, and she goes and tells her brother right away in front of the girl? Sounds kind of rude to me.

Comments

pete275 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:02

he probably just reacted to the same thing she reacted to.. "ew" to the whole "brother and sister are hot".

Mr_Positive 3

Friday 24 April 2009 0:15

aww :( yeah he probably reacted to the brother sister thing not you !!

rakhil11 7

Friday 24 April 2009 0:24

2 every1 commenting on age...who the **** cares how old she is??!! guess what? US KIDS GO ON THE INTERNET 2!!! *gasp* there r ppl younger than 14 on here 2 and awww *hug*

effyourlife_ 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:26

aw damn. that swimmer chick is a Bitch.

Seegtease 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:43

Yes, we know kids go on the internet too, but the issues you have (unless it's some serious home issues) are relatively unimportant you will probably forget they ever happened in the near future. Somebody saying "ew" to you is not an FML. Little kids don't have FMLs. Once they grow up, they can see what a real FML is.

lostathome 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:30

You should pop your new found friend in the face on principle alone.

snow_cloak 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:49

For all those people saying 'who cares, it's not a big deal', we know that. But since it's funny, we don't care.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:49

Why does everyone agree? She obviously deserves it because she's ugly. Why else would the man say 'ew'. That's proof enough.

pinkducttape 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:42

you know - its probably not that she got rejected - its just being told in any fashion that a stranger doesnt like you because of your looks - it hurts. but you know im sure once everyone gets older than 14 they immediately dont care what other people think of them - you know - if that was true - makeup and clothes wouldn't sell so well.