Dingus

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Spicy
Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML
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9a_1z 12

Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.

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AirBusDriver 23

Einstein he is not. Next!

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colinabi 13

Good you got out of that relationship fast.

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GideonRexx 6

It was a second date there was no relationship

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9a_1z 12

Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.

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JustinJK 21

I went out with a guy recently. I wanted to pay for me share for dinner, but he insisted he paid. Then he went out and was buying me drinks all night. Was going totally great, but when I declined his offer for sex he told me I used him for free food... that I'm obligated to **** him because bought me dinner. I threw like three or four twenties at him, whatever was in my wallet, and left. Some people are just assholes.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Did ***** get a new meaning and nobody informed me?

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countryb_cth 38

Nah the guy is just an idiot. Plus you would've gotten the email.

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SkylineFTW97 25

You're a ***** for not having sex because........logic?

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moniqueminx89 5

At least you saw his true colours early on, it's one thing to ask if maybe he thought you guys were 'there'. It's another thing entirely to react so poorly. Be glad you didn't waste anymore time on him, sounds like he has a few skeletons in the closet!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, if a person decides to bang on the first date, it doesn't make the person "easy." But the twatmuffin with whom OP had the dates with apparently *expected* it, which is clearly a bad thing.

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