Health and Students: FAKE NEWS!

FAKE NEWS!

By cocomitchie - 07/07/2021 00:01

Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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My Bucket

By pyook - 06/09/2018 23:30

Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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Unbelievable

By snoozer - 23/03/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I received two withdrawal grades in school for dropping the classes due to a kidney infection that kept me in the hospital. I wrote a petition to the dean asking to remove the grades. He replied to send a doctor's note. I did so, and he then said that I was faking and the note was forged. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 7 July 2021 0:46

Your professor is a dick and you need to report him. And if he’s a professor it sounds like you’re in college - you shouldn’t need permission to go to the bathroom. Next time just walk out. Seriously. It’s a health issue and you have a note and your dick of a teacher doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Sorry that happened to you, OP :(

Laura Taylor 2

Wednesday 7 July 2021 1:05

pretty sure that's illegal. get another note and bring it to the Dean and let the Dean know what your professor did. also, like the other person said, walk right out of class. I once asked to go to the bathroom in 8th grade (girl issues) and my teacher said no(it was a study hall so uhhh?) and I was like ok I need a pass to the principal. he asked why and I said so I can tell him you aren't letting me go to the bathroom when I have my period! and I said it loudly. he turned beat red and let me go. I told the principal anyway. he got in trouble.

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Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 7 July 2021 0:46

Laura Taylor 2

Wednesday 7 July 2021 1:05

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 7 July 2021 1:27

Damn that’s an awesome story. I admire your confidence both to say something like that in front of class at that age and to stand up to an adult like that at that age. I barely have that level of confidence now as an adult lol