Frustrated wank

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
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Thaylok 17

This is an FML I can actually believe happened. Yes, women often grip too hard, stroke too long and do so too aggressively the first time ot two. If you don't want to ask him for guidance (best option as communication is key), go watch some pron videos to puck up some basic tips (pun intended).

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idragosani 15

Guys will always be better at giving themselves or each other handjobs, and women will always be better at flicking the bean, either for themselves or for each other.

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RichardPencil 30

They're so dumb. Either put it somewhere interesting or the pants go back on.

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idragosani 15

Guys will always be better at giving themselves or each other handjobs, and women will always be better at flicking the bean, either for themselves or for each other.

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Thaylok 17

This is an FML I can actually believe happened. Yes, women often grip too hard, stroke too long and do so too aggressively the first time ot two. If you don't want to ask him for guidance (best option as communication is key), go watch some pron videos to puck up some basic tips (pun intended).

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