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he must really like the booze
agreed.
if your drunk constantly enough to make someone think that, you need some serious help.
he number 1ed a number 2? nice
I found this out about my mom recently too...
3- oyes, especially in bed. 8D.
That's what she said!
*cough
he must have drunken until you moved out... someone doesn't love :/ sorry pal
Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
He must just be a bundle of fun at the moment.
"There's that daughter again, pass me that drink."
can't smell vodka :)
lol there's also the fact that OP could have been drunk.....
16! Cute picture :3
is your father charlie sheen?
you're very easily fooled!
I wish I could be drunk for 17 years lol, can't ever get a hang over if you are always drunk...
Yeah, just that huge one once you take a break.
hahahaha oh boy isn't it great to get to know your family?
That is too bad...feel sorry for you OP.
old person original poster orange pelican take your pick
^no. cod FTW
I dont. therefore, it doesn't.
hotty plays cod? thts odd. haha tht rhymes.
BlackOps is the death of FPSs... but on the plus side, lots of kids are on the multiplayer :D
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Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
he must really like the booze