Happy Valentine's Day

By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

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Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 569
You deserved it 3 826

Same thing different taste

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.

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That sucks I hope he makes it up to you

I didn't know it was possible for a guy to last that small amount of time

ladyg228 15

Take a break and round 2 and tell him ladies first this time :)

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

I think you need to nickname your boyfriend Wibur. Wilbur Wright won a coin toss between him and his brother Orville and made a three-second flight attempt on December 14, 1903, stalling after takeoff. Tell your boyfriend that "flight" didn't really count because didn't make the airplane really fly. The next pilot (Orville) got the plaudits.

I kinda think that's cute that he said that lol I would of laughed

t-minus 10- no 5 seconds to lift off

''All systems are go... Nevermind.'' Maybe he'll manage to fly the plane next time, OP.

I think, technically you might still be a virgin.