Happy Valentine's Day
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That sucks I hope he makes it up to you
I didn't know it was possible for a guy to last that small amount of time
I think you need to nickname your boyfriend Wibur. Wilbur Wright won a coin toss between him and his brother Orville and made a three-second flight attempt on December 14, 1903, stalling after takeoff. Tell your boyfriend that "flight" didn't really count because didn't make the airplane really fly. The next pilot (Orville) got the plaudits.
I kinda think that's cute that he said that lol I would of laughed
t-minus 10- no 5 seconds to lift off
''All systems are go... Nevermind.'' Maybe he'll manage to fly the plane next time, OP.
I think, technically you might still be a virgin.
The plane never left the runway ?
Keywords
"Prepare for take off."
Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.