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hahaha cockpit... ****...pit... I'm. done.
So... You ever been to a Turkish prison
COCKpit
2?!
brings literal meaning to "2 pump chump"
Keywords
"Prepare for take off."
Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.