Healthy Lifestyle, Movies and Teenagers: Let's slip out of here

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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You deserved it 8 400

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 504

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 889

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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You deserved it 8 729

By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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Polite

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

AWESOM_E 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

kiss_of_death 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:42

its so faol you cant spell fail right

slushpup9696 12

Friday 2 July 2010 18:06

Today, I was having a heart attack. Halfway through being saved, candy started falling from the sky. MLIG

sulitak 27

Tuesday 21 May 2013 8:47

that's exactly what I was thinking. That's why the floors are so disgusting... and think about everyone else in the theater... doing nothing and getting pelted with candy. gee... sounds lovely I'm ashamed to be in IL now.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:47

Two words: Grow up. And no, I'm not going to scream "first" since I know I'm the first to comment and I'm not a douchebag who needs to have the honor of posting first to validate his identity.

robhammer 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:47

lol shut up no one cares that u would have been 1st

swhockey02 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:23

but ur not first retard

Immatheprez 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 21:01

funny part is that ur not first... douchebag

blizzard25 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:37

ur not a douchebag for not carin bout bein first, but u r a douchebag for thinkin ur da first wen ur not smartass

zoopooz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:49

Haha you were second dumb ass. Third Bitch!

akballerchicity 11

Thursday 13 March 2014 4:36

dumb nigga

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:50

YDI big time. I agree with #2....grow up.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:51

@ #2 LOL. I thought I edited my comment to read "I know I'm not the first." Apparently I deleted more than I'd thought. BTW, you're a douchebag.

AWESOM_E 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

lol #5, I totally read it as "not the first" anyway. rofl #6.

Lolrus 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:56

And... how would that seem like a good idea? If you thought they were "unruly teenagers like you" then why would you follow their example? Douche.

zoopooz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:56

#5: That doesn't make any sense, if you knew you weren't first, why would you feel the need to explain to everyone else that your not first? I think we can figure that out from the number on your post. You are clearly just trying to make an excuse for your mistake of thinking you were first.

AshKat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:56

This sounds more like an FML for the guy having the heart attack...

mr10pro 3

Tuesday 5 October 2010 20:21

haha yeah xD

vocaloidtiger 12

Friday 22 June 2012 10:30

Today, I had a heart attack in the movie theater. As I lay on the floor writhing in pain, I was pelted with candy by a group of unruly teenagers sitting in the seats above mine. FML