Awkward, LGBTQIA+, Cute and Love: Lil' cutie

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 769

You deserved it 7 333

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 686

You deserved it 4 027

Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 763

You deserved it 258

By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 640

You deserved it 2 143

By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 750

You deserved it 259

By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 810

You deserved it 3 306

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 459

You deserved it 205

Looking good

By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 942

You deserved it 197

By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 415

You deserved it 4 267

By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 5 670

By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 431

You deserved it 2 022

hekinokuroihi 20

Friday 9 January 2015 16:15

Well, apparently he's into that. Maybe he meant your pecks?

iLike2Teabag 27

Friday 9 January 2015 16:18

Who doesn't love perky ****?

Comments

fivehuskies 6

Friday 9 January 2015 21:30

YDI for being gay

_mocha1_ 10

Friday 9 January 2015 21:38

YDI bro. Im just saying gay is bad.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 9 January 2015 21:43

Is he bisexual?

Daesh_fml 9

Friday 9 January 2015 22:37

that's hilarious, I comment on my boyfriends perky hits all the time.

nodai 13

Friday 9 January 2015 23:46

Sounds like a boyfriend AND a girlfriend?

TallMist 32

Monday 27 April 2015 2:37

Why not #72? It's a definite possibility the OP's boyfriend is bi and cheating on his boyfriend.

ChrissyLou93 0

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:38

Unperky **** on a man is nasty. I agree with your bf

rannaluv 9

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:43

Don't feel bad! I think that's an awesome compliment, for both men and women :) (my opinion of course) still though, your boyfriend bragging about you is pretty cool.

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Saturday 10 January 2015 3:12

I believe he's lying because his friends must be homophobic and he doesn't want them to know he's gay. About what he told them, it is weird to say that a man has very perky ****. But, as a man, I think that the other compliments are fine for men. I also think he was sincere about your smile and your hair, and I want to believe that he really loves you.