Long time coming

By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51
You deserved it 2 225
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Hangryko 29

Because you are a monster. I hope he sues you.

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Hangryko 29

Because you are a monster. I hope he sues you.

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FluffythePink 19

"I'm a total wanker and I've just punished someone for daring to stand up to my abusive bullshit. Whaaaaaa! Poor me!"

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ryan4723 22

I REALLY hope this is satire because if this story is real you are truly a monster.

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tiptoppc 19

You’re right, they probably used dog food. Huge difference…

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JackWood 20

You stole someone's catfood sandwich and fired them for it. Slow clap

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Lost Reggie 14

It was probably because he couldn't afford Spam on what you pay him.

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Justkidding100 41

how would that even be a fireable offense? you STOLE from him and fired him for it. hopefully you get a huge lawsuit and all you can afford are catfood sandwiches.

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Vesi 29

Regarding your user name, you may be "the boss" but that does NOT give you the right to treat people like that. You deserved all that and SO much more. It's pond scum like you that makes it hard for honest hard working people to have any kind of good life. (And I deliberately use *people* instead of employees because jacka$$es like you seem to think you don't have to treat others with respect.)

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Crowned Sataness 12

I hope this is fake. please be fake. you can't really be that shitty a person. if this is real I hope he sues you for everything you're worth

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jlc82 4

if he's suing for everything the boss is worth, He's not going to get much

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Wadlaen 23

So you fired a man because of what he had on his lunch, that you stole from him!? I do hope you'll receive a well deserved punishment for this in the near future!

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