Misophonia

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother warned me he could drive me crazy without even being in the room. I didn’t believe him, so he pointed out just how loudly my girlfriend slurps anything she drinks. I honestly hadn’t noticed before, but now the slurping is all I notice, and it's driving me crazy. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Warning: I can drive you crazy from even farther away. You might wonder how come your brother knows so much about her slurping. How are you doing now?

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ahabsfan 14

You may want to take advantage of her slurping skills. Wink wink nudge nudge.

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ahabsfan 14

You may want to take advantage of her slurping skills. Wink wink nudge nudge.

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RichardPencil 30

Warning: I can drive you crazy from even farther away. You might wonder how come your brother knows so much about her slurping. How are you doing now?

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Marcella1016 31

Lmao that was a good one. And yes, rather than a thumbs up, I’m telling you with my mouth. Just like his girlfriend.

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Marcella1016 31

Is it weird that I find that sound kind of pleasant?

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Hangryko 29

YDI for not believing him. You should know better by now.

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Chazzster 28

Siblings, close friends, and others close to you know what buttons to push to get to you. That’s part of why it’s not wise to challenge them to upset you. It sounds like you might be a bit OCD if your girlfriend’s slurping suddenly bothers you. You are going to have to learn how to overlook minor annoyances in the people around you otherwise your life is going to be a pain.

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