Love, Friends, Jealousy and Public freakouts: Overreaction time

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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You deserved it 2 688

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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You deserved it 2 727

Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 591

By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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You deserved it 160

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 64 684

By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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You deserved it 882

cthulhu1138 1

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:00

I hope you slapped that bitch into next week.

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:07

Your brother sure hasn't any family loyalty does he? A great brother would break up with a girlfriend who hit his sister.

Comments

Hurt16 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 7:43

me I would have put two and two together n did what the brother did... since he wanted to go with the flow I would have too I woulda been like bitch don't ******* touch me u wasn't punching him when he was getting dis pussy all night... I still cam hear him screaming my name lmfaoooo but then again her punch did come out of no where and it did happen infront other ppl n admitting haveing sex with your brother (which may or may not b true) is disgusting so yeah... FML

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 25 November 2009 10:37

Smack the shit out of that bitch! She deserves it. Then when your parents ask why you got into a catfight you can drop your brother in it. Sweet sweet revenge. ;)

TheChanel 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 10:56

punch her back!! she deserves it for not investigating properly

BikerMike 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:48

file assault charges on the ingorant **** and kick your ******** brother in the nuts

lmaoatyourlife 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:31

I agree with #29, press charges! Even if her boyfriend was cheating on her with some one else, it still wouldn't give her the right to hit them. Ps. You're brother is a complete douche, i hope he broke up with her!

chickchick_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:31

You should have knocked the crap out of her. If she dares to confront you again, do it. Defend yourself and teach that girl a lesson! FYL sweetie, and make sure to f hers.