Love: She said yes!

She said yes!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By colts609380 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Well, crap - 18/06/2013 15:02 - Denmark - Kongerslev

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 03:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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Alittleghosty 3

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:55

I guess you could say you left her breathless

Joshwarrior 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:54

At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.

Comments

Eyalsh 32

Sunday 7 December 2014 11:28

op, i'm gonna say what everyone's thinking: this is a WIN. you have just got a trasure opened. the girl of your dreams was so excited about you asking her out she had to be hospitalized. im envious! godspeed. btw. i don't think her parent's attitude will last

Nyx7 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 12:08

tell em you would never try and kill her, she's your sweet goddesses. it was just a much more breath taking situation than you ever imagined

Neopopulas 9

Sunday 7 December 2014 12:10

You're not lucky because either they're nuts or you're exaggerating, because you can't be sued.

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 7 December 2014 13:30

If you find a willing lawyer, you can sue anyone, anywhere, for any reason. Winning your case, that's another matter.

KingJcarl 5

Sunday 7 December 2014 12:40

Stick to it man. **** what her parents say

tournamentdecide 33

Monday 8 December 2014 5:06

Or OP could be respectful of the parents' wishes until the girl gets out of the hospital and they aren't as frazzled anymore.

Baileysear488 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 13:13

I really don't know what to say to that

jenninator93 18

Sunday 7 December 2014 22:19

So you decided to post a comment why then..?

val_is_lame97 12

Sunday 7 December 2014 14:48

you took her breath away... a little too much. I hope she feels better and you too could be together!

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 7 December 2014 15:00

But still...RESULT!!

heirofhope 38

Sunday 7 December 2014 15:01

It's alright OP, just give everything a little bit to settle down. Keep your distance until it blows over, then try to talk to her parents and explain what happened. If they're logical people, they'll understand. You both seem extremely happy to be dating, focus on that and you'll work it out for sure. It will be a funny story to tell later in life!