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Thanks, I hate it

By Heretique - 09/02/2011 09:30 - Norway

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 03:59 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

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By katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 17:51 - United States - Westfield

Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By I tried - 23/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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Top comments

The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 9 February 2011 16:17

Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier. Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult. I hate everything today.

NJXD 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 16:10

marry me...

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agirlnamedlogan 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:15

I'm sure you have bad qualities too. Don't flatter yourself.

millionaire93 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:20

hahahahaha....ouch that sucks :/

mintcar 9

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:24

Stop quarreling with others you bitch. :)

mask724 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:32

So your into S&M?

Hotness1 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:37

At least you know your bitch now, so when someone says that to you, your not surprised they said it.

momo1972 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 17:53

wow, does a hammer and the head of a nail come to mind?

tykiej 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:11

You also love to complain. Either accept yourself or take steps to change. Quit bitching.

apples67 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:17

nice!

KGB90 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:34

Im sorry, but truth hurts.

joxynn 2

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:58

YDI. I 'm sure you must have heard it all before. You were probably just too commanding uncomitted and quarrelsome to listen.

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