The betrayal

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 16:33 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 348
You deserved it 3 963

Same thing different taste

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Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram

sumbum95 15

Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)

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A nasty voicemail? As long as you're at it, shoot him a nasty email too! That's not what I would do though. Personally, I wouldn't let him know that I knew anything while he was away. That way he can't prepare himself for the "hurricane" that would be waiting for him when he got home. And then when I first lay eyes on him, the picture will come out and so will his teeth! Lol

For the first time in a while an OP doesn't have to be told she deserves better and to break up with her boyfriend by the ever so eager audience...

"Stoop to my loo my darling" being taken quite literally here...

I think you have the wrong FML.. I think you want the one above..

WTH?....It's "skip to the loo" & how does that (skipping to the bathroom) pertain to OPs soon to be ex bf sending her an Instagram of him making out with another woman, & claiming no cell service?

I don't understand why people cheat... I'm sorry :/

At least you have time to think up a suitably elaborate plan to dump his sorry ass. Do some research on the most humiliating ways it's been done before and get some ideas?

Dude... if u wanna leave, leave. If u wanna stay, stay. Cheating is for *******!

surfergirl72 7

It's safe to assume you're broken up.