The blame game
By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44
By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44
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Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
As far as you know...
O.o good point sir buttttt im not an asshole I wouldn't forget
But #1 is a lady, so they would have had to be to be OP's mother? O.o
14, I feel like you missed the joke mate :)
hmm I dont remember having children. well im a crappy parent then
A vicious cycle of people being mad at each other!
To get him back put a fake spider on his phone
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?
hahahaha
Ah parents
Happy birthday, OP! I'm sorry it seems to not have gone as nicely as you'd hoped, but I'm sure despite his pride, your father is wishing you a happy one as well
Your dad is an asshat but happy birthday
Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday OP!
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Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?