Food and Health: Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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Introvert struggles

By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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For Life

By worshippingatthethrone - 17/02/2022 10:00

Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML

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ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

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Gorsbug823 0

Friday 11 June 2010 6:23

who moderated this?

theice 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:02

how old r u 11 that's all I ate then and lots of people do

ladi16 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:41

are freaking kidding thats not a FML moment !

11colio11 4

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:32

pizza pops are better

isaiaha11 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:17

not a fml

evilangel911 0

Monday 2 August 2010 12:55

been there done that... just take vitamins ... it works ... lol

Brendan3693 0

Friday 27 August 2010 7:14

jim gaffigans segment on hot pockets?

Brendan3693 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:28

listen to the Jim gaffigan segment on this plz

Gazarok 0

Friday 24 September 2010 16:53

hell yeah! hot pockets are awesome! hope you have a high metabolism so it doesnt get to you though

pwincessa23 1

Friday 18 March 2011 23:55

a ******. lol jk

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