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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 03:22 - United States - Detroit

Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 05:03 - United States

Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML

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By Dan the man - 08/10/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML

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Dilbert principle

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

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Vanguard507 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:01

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

Optimus_Primerib 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:01

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.

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nothingtodisplay 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:35

well maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick and stood get up... just sayin

iHateThisLife 10

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:39

never burn bridges, if that's how u treat people. ydi

anarchykid1313 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:45

karma's a bi*ch right...

fthku 13

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:46

Is it a complicated procedure to tell the person you made plans with, that you can't come?

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:58

What can I say? Karma's a bitch.

Taz420 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:59

Lmfao

Fr3nChii 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:00

karma...I hope she qives u hell!

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:37

when you see my face hope it gives you hell

Shadow4i5 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:01

aaawww well next time get a background check on ur girls

Taz420 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:03

Lmao

paradiseisland01 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:10

tell her that your sorry for standing her up , and try to work things out, or you can look and find another dream job.

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