By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 980
You deserved it 80 651

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Vanguard507 0

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

Optimus_Primerib 0

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.

Comments

Late_night83 25

well, now after working with her, she might be the girl of ur dreams! I mean, who asked out who? an why did u stand her up?

Zombieslayer1 0

All you gotta do is apologize your ass off and make an excuse as to why you stood her up. It's not like she's your boss or anything.

do not drink the coffee she brings for the next few weeks... but you deserve it!

SirEBC 7

I, SirEBC, hath a confession to make. It is one which I can contain inside my frail heart no longer; for it grows more weary each and every day I allow this beast to dwellith inside it. Monikabug, I love you. I love you oh so much. My love for you burnith inside me as an eternal flame ignited as soon as mine eyes were given the great pleasure of meeting your undying beauty. I am sorry, but I can no longer act as if this affection does not burn so passionately inside me. It is you. It has always been you, and it shall forever be you. You have my heart forever, and ever. Sincerely Yours, SirEBC

I feel sorry for the girl. FHL. I hope she gets OP back. Vengeance is hers. :D

ignore it and act like it never happened. your boss will notice the tension and one of you will get fired. that or don't be such a douche.. then you wouldn't have these problems.

FreebirdIII 1

I hope she spreads rumors about you. Make your dream job a nightmare.

inevality 12

Today, I started my new job. I turned up for work, still a little upset about being stood up last weekend. Imagine how worse I felt when I found out that I had to share an office with the guy that stood me up. FML

jazziness 12

you should've been like "thank god you're here I didn't have a chance to tell you I couldn't make it to our date"