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Why does your mom have your boss number? My mom doesnt even know the number for my job!
Its called google
That's something my mom would do.... I'm very, very sorry....
The overbearing mother :( How are you suppose to become a full responsible adult with her lurking over you? Making mistakes is a part of life. How else are you going to learn? From my experience, this may not change unless you change the rules, you just accept it and suck it up, they just get older, move far away, or all of the above. I'm still waiting :D
That sucks
ydi for having a helicopter parent. cant stand them
Hah! Your mom's an asshole. Disown her. :)
Controlling parents. Sheeesh. Seriously though, have a talk with her and mention the fact that your not in diapers anymore (but do it gently)
Overworrying parents ftl D:
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Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.
Beat the crap out of her. Then call your dad and tell him you fear she won't be able to suck it good tonight. ... ok, ok. Maybe not that. But where does your mother get off doing something like that??