By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
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Carrikins 8

I think you got yourself a keeper mate

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destkay 9

He's saving you time and money baby girl! So be thankful for a cheap boyfriend.

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charmanderCHAR 5

Can't tell if trolling, or just a ******' moron.

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RedPillSucks 31

Drink his beer, then spit it back into the can/bottle so he can drink it. That stuff is expensive.

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smydiwannafthata 5

Tell him to recycle food. Those are expensive too. Btw, consider dumping such a filthy person.

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staymintyfresh 13

I'm fairly sure his mouthwash has become a type of anti mouthwash, it just adds Bactria and plaque to the teeth. This FML has grossed me out more than any other I've seen within recent memory. I really hope you guys don't share. *Shudder*

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happy2468 21

They probably share if she wrote a FML about it.

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PamChopsWithMint 5

Eventually, the mouthwash is going to do the opposite of what it's supposed to do.

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smump 0

I bet you have had a dick in your mouth. Whats so ba about spit after that?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The human mouth is dirty. He used mouthwash, then he spit it back in the bottle. The liquid contains all bits of food-stuff and plaque(sp?), and mouth shit. Why do you compare using used mouthwash to oral sex?

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