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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By working_as_usual - 08/10/2012 00:09 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

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By cheersdaddy - 08/06/2011 14:51 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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kimaniv 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:26

Take your brother to the game

Luckster 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?

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Cheatx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

wow

JamesM9794 0

Friday 19 March 2010 11:00

take someone else

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 1 April 2011 12:05

Yeah, wow. What a ******* prick! I sure hope you didn't take him

o0ginger0o 7

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

Well, I guess if your father wants to miss the game, that's kinda his problem. He'll probably feel like kind of an ass once he thinks about it.

Luckster 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?

kimaniv 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:26

Take your brother to the game

xxjohnx5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:27

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fakkumairaifu 14

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:18

What? No.

I_is_awesome 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:46

Ummmm You suck. Idiot.

WoldowJR 25

Tuesday 16 December 2014 2:21

Read the FML again. Don't skip any words this time.

Jess_17 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:27

Wow well tell your brother and if he has a better reaction take him, and show your dad how "selfish" you can be. That was just mean of him I'm sorry.

Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:28

Your dad sucks. I'm sorry, but he does ):

kiki756 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:29

@5 if I won the tickets...I wouldn't think it'd be selfish to want to go myself. What would be the point of winning them if you just gave them away to someone else? The father is being selfish too. o_O At least they asked their father to go.