By ouchiee - 07/04/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML
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Nimmrodel 11

A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.

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Frelling 0

33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.

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GirlyTomBoy 0

how exactly do u sprain a bone??? u can break or fracture 1 but sprain? no

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nooriginalnames 0

I know your pain op I have allergies when I play rugby but that's what benidrylls for

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fadingaway 17

Of course you can sprain a bone. Haven't you ever heard of spraining your ankle? I sprained my wrist when I was 9. OP, here's an idea, get some allergy meds or stay inside away from the pollen.

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catatonicsleep 17

I know how you feel OP, I had my sternum broken for heat surgery, that hurt, especially when I woke up puking from the anesthetic, puking with an broken sternum is painful...

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Miss_Random 0

I believe when you sprain an ankle it is the muscle and/or tendons that get sprained. Not bone. Bones break/fracture. Muscles and tendons sprain.

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luvh8a 0

how do you play rugby but have pillen allergies?

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promarkchris 6

A sprain by definition occurs at a joint, and to a ligament, muscle or tendon. Flop.

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jessdanceaway 0

Woah. Bet you had fun.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Haha I honestly read, "Today, I sprained my rectum..." I was really looking forward to finding out how you did THAT.

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Snake867 1

So you have pollen allergies and yet you still go outside to play rugby by choice and get hurt in the process. How is this not your own damn fault?

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