By youdontknowmewhy - 29/06/2015 07:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML
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assurant 12

unless the pillow is made of solid gold then they are a selfish brat. FYL

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summer4me 25

There's nothing wrong with wanting a little comfort in life

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summer4me 25

There's nothing wrong with wanting a little comfort in life

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Anonypus 20

Such a brat for wanting to be comfortable!!1!1!!1!

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NathanTheJuggla6 3

Hold down the shift bar when hitting the 1 key. Don't put ones in with exclamation points, dude

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Anonypus 20

I did it purposely, but thanks for the advice

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iseebearbears 27

Please explain the joke, because despite my many attempts, I just don't get it.

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Anonypus 20

It's sarcasm, but I didn't want to put mind the sarcasm because I'm lazy so I just added ones with my exclamation marks

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Aimeejasmine 15

Oh my god shut up it's just a few ones chill

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mds9986 24

33- using ones with exclamation points is used to express sarcasm. The idea is you are so super excited about something that you accidentally add ones to a series of exclamation points because you are mashing the keys as you type.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Never heard of the 1's for sarcasm before.

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bandaidstations 28

Thank you 45. I always wondered how so many people did that without wanting to fix it.

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5secondsofvvifi 21

Or if you're on mobile you could always just hold the exclamation a bit longer to get ¡ But I think the ones suit sarcasm better.

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I_Bite 22

we used to use (!) for sarcasm. . the 1s male more sense

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FunnyStranger 7

this joke is outrageous!! too many 1s!!! :p

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assurant 12

unless the pillow is made of solid gold then they are a selfish brat. FYL

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exoticDeath 20

I wish I had more information about this...it's just a pillow.

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trey600rr 22

I am sure it was a large textured body pillow. That's what my daughter asked for.

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kellyem2 20

Agreed. Context would be good here.

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tylercarolinex 21

Happy birthday OP, that's not selfish, at all. Unless it was diamond encrusted..

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ColdRoxas 18

selfish for wanting comfort? only in texas

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big_country12 17

Easy there bud, not all Texans are like that

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abbyade 21

I wonder why they called you that. Everyone deserves a nice pillow. Don't be offended OP, just overlook them.

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mutiplyyou 20

FYL how hard is it to spend $20 on a pillow for someones birthday. They are the selfish assholes.

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leogachi 15

Where are you spending $20 on a single pillow? You're paying too much for your stuff.

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IndigoPhlo 6

I mean, I have a body pillow in my dorm that was 15 and then another 10 for the cover. And even still, 20 isn't a lot for a birthday gift, especially if it's something practical.

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_Reign_ 15

That seems unfair OP. I can understand if you just got new ones before hand. But it sounds like that's not the case. Also there is a loop hole, ask for just plain cash for your birthday and buy yourself a pillow. Or maybe some gift cards to places like Target or Bed Bath And Beyond.

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Welshite 39

You spoiled youngsters wanting soft pillows and such. Back in my day we used rocks for pillows and used animals as blankets.

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NotAKumquat 4

Ah the good old days where we walked up hills both ways just to go to school

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Geckosrock99 33

With only a belt to hold our books.

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