Love: Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He...

By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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The one that got away

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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Unhappy birthday

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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spadesghost 1

Friday 8 April 2011 18:53

go out with him, at least he's punctual.

orangeinstat 0

Friday 8 April 2011 18:54

did he get you a present?

Comments

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:15

Aww that's so sweet, at least he remembered ;)

Buggi_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:28

Happy birthday

raybee99 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:41

happy birthday!!

Mad_Alien 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:11

repeat

cgr02 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:06

my bday too Aries(:

prettybratinela 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:25

happy birthday

snowy154 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:28

hey atleast someone remembered right?

aschue 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:39

ITS MU BIRTHDAY TOO!!! xD

Superflyshyguy 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:08

God everyone has a stalker.. find something cool to bitch about OP!!

irforever 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:52

wooooww...bummer :/

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