By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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spadesghost 1

go out with him, at least he's punctual.

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beatrucelynn 0

the term stalker is used too loosely these days..... I bet he is just a friend that admitted to having feelings for you, but instead of letting him down you keep stringing him along with the hope that one day you will be together, all to boost your unbearably low self esteem and so you have someone to make fun of while out to lunch with your girlfriends (we are sex and the citay) I say f his life on this one. Happy Birthday

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Egnar 19

I agree with the first part - That the term is used too loosely but think you're being overly harsh as well. I don't think MOST people do this in a conscious effort to be mean to people but instead they perceive it as being nice so that nobodies feelings are getting hurt.

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beatrucelynn 0

I'd really like to believe that most people filter their actions and behave maturely and respect other's feelings, but I am a girl as well and I have witnessed first hand the cruelty of fellow women, all done for attention. I don't fully believe it's done consciously though but that deep down they crave the attention and adoration of the individual and perhaps even harbor feelings for them, but they are too embarrassed to act on them in fear of what their friends will think so they just refer to that person as a "stalker" while exchanging laughs

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Egnar 19

You have to remember that guys do this too, it's not just girls - That's right, it's not just girls that are too "nice" to speak their minds and say what they really want to say. My best friend reaquainted himself with his ex and endured another year of bullshit before she broke up with him because he was too nice all the while complaining everyday about the relationship. While yes in the background you use derogatory statements and make fun of the person with your friends to make yourself feel better I think in the majority of the cases it's seen as charity or not hurting peoples feelings. . .Which is poorly misguided.

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beatrucelynn 0

see? back to my original point. stalker is a loose fitted term, used by a society hell bent on using others' emotions to boost their own self worth. the world is a cruel cruel place.

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TheDrifter 23

I notice that men rarely refer to women with this type of behavior as stalkers, rather they post fmls about psychotic girlfriends. Man rule #16... never pass up a good chance to get laid.

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kayPandastyle 15

Happy birthday? ;)

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nomz333 5

I'm sorry but hey at least you had one person who remembered

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iSolDyourSouL 0

Considering your situation, that's actually sweet of him. Doesn't sound like you're gonna get anything better so be grateful someone at least remembered

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skyeyez9 24

Even your stalker was not technically correct, unless you were born exactly at 12am. I was born (according to my birth certificate at 1:39 am). Leave a smartass note to your stalker.

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Enslaved 36

Most people celebrate their birthDAY not their birth hour count down. That day starts at 12 AM. This guy probably wanted to be sweet and be the first to wish her a happy birthday. If the op is leading this guy on it's her own damn fault. and if no one else remembered maybe she has a communication problem with tell people about it a day or two in advance. People are not mind readers about what's going in your life. Should have wore a Birthday crown.

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skyeyez9 24

But waking up cause someone rang your doorbell at midnight is stil annoying. I hope it wasn't actually a stalker who did that though.

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ceva_fml 1

maybe your "stalker" is someone who really cares about you and you are the one who shut him down. sounds like a nice toughtfull guy.

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birdmansangel 0

if he was any good at being a stalker, he would have showed up at your exact time of birth.

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