By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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spadesghost 1

go out with him, at least he's punctual.

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PotatoBlankey39 2

If you genuinely do have a stalker, I'm really sorry. I have one and the stupid idiot can't take a hint :-( Make you you see this guy to stop and if he doesn't after telling him a few times, get a restraining order.

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shhortmomma 0

1. Happy birthday 2. Sorry you have a stalker, if he really is stalking you...or maybe he's just a little clueless about boundaries and space...? 3. Get new friends. What a**holes .

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jennabennasser 0

That's so sweet. Did he bring you a present?

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gtrgdss 0

omg I bout peed laughing. I'm sorry. you know the rule: It's only funny when it happens to someone else. you're nobody till somebody stalks you. so hey, at least you're SOMEONE.

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emories_mommy 0

happy birthday!

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BestestBuddy0 0

It does sound kind of wierd but then again he might just be trying to impress her

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