By SingleStrongArm - 03/05/2013 05:16 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.

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davidlyster 4

That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.

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Mimitrixie 11

Omg that's like the woman who is obsessed with baby wipes on My Strange Addiction.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Do you mean "today marks the day that my EX-girlfriend has gone without a shower"?xxx

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buddy51 23

OP- I'm betting your sex dialogue with her NEVER includes "you're a dirty gurl!" does it? This problem smells fishy to me! Take shallow breaths, put mentholatum on your upper lip or smoke cheap cigars while sexing to hide the "aroma"!

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KLeePrice 11

Read op's name. No sex going on there.

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duckit 0

That's pretty gross

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StEpHiE1226 12

There's something wrong with her. NEXT op.

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mildredpierce 12

Drive. Through. Car wash. Windows. Down.

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the_loveliest3 6

that's disgusting...hope you don't out your wiener in that. wiping it with baby wipes does NOT equal a clean vajayjay.

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