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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

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By jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

Comments

Mirequetz 6

Monday 4 January 2010 21:01

I went public > private > religious. The public was free, private cost a buttload, was female only and had uniforms, religious cost money (because it's not government funded) but no uniforms and it was unisex. There were 3 religious schools where I grew up, all cost money.

powermad80 2

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:23

You must be a major in dumbassology.

protooler31 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:06

never argue elementary school lessons with someone who spends 7-8 hours a day in elementary school...

fatman1970 25

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:39

I don't know what would be more embarrassing, not knowing the amount of letters in the alphabet or finding an 8 year-old is smarter than you!

Vagmanec 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 19:42

Wow, you really didn't know? Tard

azn22 1

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:35

i vote 26

malt_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:21

...How many did you THINK there were?

AlaskaRaven 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 15:02

Drunk or stupid? or maybe English is not your first language? People like you give Americans the rep we have in the world-- idiots. P.S. I'll bet you text and drive, too.