By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

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Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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GrinchFu1 27

Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...

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squinch 16

Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?

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Dicebar 10

Congratulations, you're dating a psychopath!

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Algorithm 24

No, probably just a garden-variety selfish asshole.

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Arctilex 16

I feel like it should be the other way around, he gives you head. ?

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randomcritic 14

Dump the chump, clearly he's an inconsiderate person.

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apcsox 18

"Today my now ex boyfriend......" There. Fixed it for ya :D

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worldclassrager 39

I don't think you want what I have so no...that would be the simple response

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leogachi 15

@50 Except that that response makes it sound like she's trying to avoid confrontation, which she shouldn't do.

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guttedbrit 26

I had a very similar experience with an ex boyfriend. I was sick for a few days and all he asked was when we would be having sex. I since left him and am now with a man who cares about my well-being more than my body when in these circumstances. You need somebody who cares about you, OP. This behaviour of his is childish and self-centred, and you deserve better.

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2nd 20

your username is gross 12

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fpants2010 18

This reminds me of when I literally had just finished squeezing my son out of my hoo haa, his father asked me if we could have sex. He got angry at me when I said no!!

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