By ScenicSubterfuge - 16/07/2013 16:01 - United States - Houston

Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's, cornered me in the kitchen and called the cops. My crime? Robbery, of my own house. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge 39

OP here, that thought hasn't even crossed my mind! That's scary! Haha, she's fine now, but we're already considering moving her to an old folks home -- she's in her late 70s -- so that'll be the next move!

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lennelleong 33

1. At least she still remembers how to call the cops. THAT'S a heartwarming accomplishment for someone with Alz. 2. Just imagine if she was part of the pro-gun initiative and took it upon her own hands. 3. Grandma didn't mean to be mean, unlike some thieving, lying senior citizens on Fml.

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least you know you've got a great home security system.

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Larry01_fml 19

at least he will keep your house safe when you're away

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crisanba 18

Alzheimer's you sneaky son of a bitch yet another defenses less mind you have taken and another poor S.O.B stuck in the slammer.

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brittyboo123 35

Obviously you didn't do a good job since you got caught!

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Cami111 2

Never EVER leave someone alone with a Alzheimer's patient

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

My mom told me not to:/ I just couldn't help it::

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JoseIsAdork 31

that sucks, op. sorry to hear that

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ClaytorNator 12

Explain and reason with her. I sure wouldn't enjoy having Alzheimer's...

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ABillOnFire 15

Wow that's actually really ******* sad, props to your grandmother though, If I found out I had that disease I'd put a bullet in my head within the next few hours

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Shade1982 20

Nah, you'd probably forget all about it...

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