By ScenicSubterfuge - 16/07/2013 16:01 - United States - Houston

Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's, cornered me in the kitchen and called the cops. My crime? Robbery, of my own house. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge 39

OP here, that thought hasn't even crossed my mind! That's scary! Haha, she's fine now, but we're already considering moving her to an old folks home -- she's in her late 70s -- so that'll be the next move!

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lennelleong 33

1. At least she still remembers how to call the cops. THAT'S a heartwarming accomplishment for someone with Alz. 2. Just imagine if she was part of the pro-gun initiative and took it upon her own hands. 3. Grandma didn't mean to be mean, unlike some thieving, lying senior citizens on Fml.

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Confruzzled 10

At least Grandma was aware enough to call the cops. If there were a real robbery you would be set.

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joopjoop 19

she would probably think the robber was her grandson?

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cottoncandymango 17

It's not her fault. :/

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olpally 32

That's awful :( so sad.

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perdix 29

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime! Hopefully, you won't press charges against yourself and the judge will let you go with a stern warning.

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rokolodo 10

Ok how old are you? How can an old lady corner you?

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

OP here, in the original FML I submitted I had said "cornered me in the kitchen with her cane." That's how she did it. Those things are painful!

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perdix 29

Tell the cops she's your accomplice. Then, when the two of you are in prison, you can shank her in the yard!

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brave_josh 9

"I'm not a thief! My grandmother has Alzheimer's." "I heard that one before..."

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BigJoeZD 16

"I've heard that one before....I think?"

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darwinism 30

Don't worry OP. It will all be forgotten by the morning. **** both your lives.

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thatkid00117 16

Time to face up to your criminal life op… what's the sentence for self robbery?

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graceinsheepwear 33

Self service.

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