Miscellaneous: Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold... - FML

By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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Freaky...

By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By Nickki - 14/10/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

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Weather

By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By iloveryanhiga - 05/08/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

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By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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Top comments

iimadoki 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:58

don't you just love parents? lol

Kawboy 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:01

hope you let them know paybacks a bitch!

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nessaface25 14

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:16

LMFAO! You're parents sound cool.

fmart 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 1:06

is that a pun?

almira_fml 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:18

haha...u hv cool parents... lol

BellaGoBoom 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:37

Can't spell out 'have' but can spell out 'parents.' ok

meggieh815 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:23

at least it wasn't something like.. "Lol, u hv kewl prnts!"

Death_From_Above 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:22

whatd u do to piss em off?

jsar_1234 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:28

hahahaha funny sense of humor

thaney18 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:29

This does not really deserve a FML...

fatgirllovesfml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:32

wow. you just described my parents!!! that what they used to do to me;) but I had my revenge! bwahahaha

mariazzz 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:37

did you sit on them?

docscientist 9

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:21

This is what I do I sit on you. Sit on you. sit sit on you.

ambowew 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:56

I like big butts and I cannot lie. ... In your case I'll make an exception.

DerangedKitten 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:55

Your parents are assholes. FYL.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:56

That's hilarious!!!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:57

Wait til they are asleep, then pour salt all over their hair and pepper just under their noses... listen for a bit, hear them sneeze their asses off and when they get up the next morning scratching the crap out of their scalps.... ask them if they like your solution to your "boredom".

arcadefirelover2 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:35

that's cruel but freaking hilarious! haha great revenge plan :D

DarthVader007 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:51

That's Brutal. 8D

Predental 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:19

your parents know how to have fun

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