By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 16:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML
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Welshite 39

#11: And the classics weren't? Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome. The Lion King: murder your brother and marry his wife. AKA: Hamlet. The Little Mermaid: mutilating your body and changing to get the man of your dreams. Aladdin: steal stuff. Sleeping Beauty: don't become a seamstress. Also, necrophilia fixes everything. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: because sleeping with seven men is sooo innocent. Alice in Wonderland: this is what being under the influence of drugs looks like, kids. And so on and so forth. Probably why I love the classic Disney films.

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sammeb002 5

Maybe it was just a baby sound

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Cilg1244 17

Well you do know that **** is another word for chicken.

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ayyy_bro 26

That's what you get for being a shit parent.

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sarabear94 4

What next..try convincing yourself you don't use foul language around him???

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luverofakatsuki 16

well my first word was "****" and I turned out just fine..... I think

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oscar5542369 2

Wow hes smart he allready knows the roosters other name

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thecrazymancan 17

This is definitely something to add to the baby book. :P

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Whydoucare24 8

You must have been watching a rated R with him in the room or u need to watch your mouth around your son kids are like recorder the pick up everything

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grunt_fml 17

And here it is... the first embarassing story you can use to entertain his future girlfriends.

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