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How can an idiot such as him be your boss?
one does not simply drown the wrong way.
Ask him to give you an example of how to "properly" drown yourself xD
The way people drown is usually- the body going limp and sinking to the bottom of the pool, not this slashing about yelling "help". As a lifeguard, I would hope you know what signs to look for.
There are multiple types of drownings...there are active drownings where they can call for help and then there is passive which means they are not conscious anymore and there are injuries that cause drowning
Yeah OP! You weren't supposed to survive! I mean, come on...
48- But i tend to drown side to side sometimes..
This could also work as directions on how to jump.
Wait..you can drown the wrong way?? *has a panic attack*
Keywords
A) inhale huge amounts of water B) sink
did you start drowning before you got in the water? i didnt know there was a 'wrong' way