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I didn't know there was a wrong way to drown? Tell your boss to teach you how to drown the right way.
Ah, so that's why they need replacement lifeguards every other week. Boss [stroking his beard]: "So ... I couldn't help but notice that you're not drowning enough. Try ... dying a little more, would you?" OP [panicked]: "I don't know what's wrong with you or ... whoever, but **** this job! I'm out!" It's a conspiracy! |the kid|
Sounds like the boss could be. You never know though OP could have been drowning completely wrong lol.
His boss seems to think so lol. Maybe I should look into drowning lessons that way I can do it properly.
.. What is the "right" way then?
Next time I drown I'm going to do it the proper way and see if I get OP's boss's approval.
With a picture like that, you've got my approval.
ask your boss to show you the right way? Idk
you selfish bastard. dont you know that in order to drown properly you have to DIE.
Drowning on purpose is actually pretty hard. I know I can't do it.
I assume there is more to the story and op is just whining because they got fired. The boss probably specified what op ahould do before hand
Nothing in the FML says OP got fired. And saying that your boss yelled at you for "drowning wrong" sure as hell isn't whining.
You know what they say about assuming: it makes an Ass out of you. And you, my friend, are spiraling downward to a certain level in ass-ness.
I know this has nothing to do with the post, but Dude I feel bad for that dog in your pic. It's Rape!!!!!
Keywords
A) inhale huge amounts of water B) sink
did you start drowning before you got in the water? i didnt know there was a 'wrong' way