By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 18:43 - United States - Springfield

Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 366
You deserved it 2 177

Same thing different taste

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A) inhale huge amounts of water B) sink

TarieBoo 2

did you start drowning before you got in the water? i didnt know there was a 'wrong' way

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I didn't know there was a wrong way to drown? Tell your boss to teach you how to drown the right way.

Ah, so that's why they need replacement lifeguards every other week. Boss [stroking his beard]: "So ... I couldn't help but notice that you're not drowning enough. Try ... dying a little more, would you?" OP [panicked]: "I don't know what's wrong with you or ... whoever, but **** this job! I'm out!" It's a conspiracy! |the kid|

sumbum95 15

Sounds like the boss could be. You never know though OP could have been drowning completely wrong lol.

sumbum95 15

Hahaha, true. Maybe there is a real way to drown wrong. :0

His boss seems to think so lol. Maybe I should look into drowning lessons that way I can do it properly.

Drew167 8

Next time I drown I'm going to do it the proper way and see if I get OP's boss's approval.

With a picture like that, you've got my approval.

ask your boss to show you the right way? Idk

bettyc4 26

you selfish bastard. dont you know that in order to drown properly you have to DIE.

Drowning on purpose is actually pretty hard. I know I can't do it.

ZX6Rninja 0

I assume there is more to the story and op is just whining because they got fired. The boss probably specified what op ahould do before hand

Nothing in the FML says OP got fired. And saying that your boss yelled at you for "drowning wrong" sure as hell isn't whining.

You know what they say about assuming: it makes an Ass out of you. And you, my friend, are spiraling downward to a certain level in ass-ness.

tony1891 22

there is a wrong way to drown?

I know this has nothing to do with the post, but Dude I feel bad for that dog in your pic. It's Rape!!!!!