Turn of phrase

By MiniJeans - 30/04/2015 02:25 - United States - Casselberry

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML
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sturschaedel 27

Well, I hope the little guy could still rise to your expectations.

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abNormal62 23

His name is "Spike", in the future please use his proper name. Thank you

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sturschaedel 27

Well, I hope the little guy could still rise to your expectations.

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thebakingseal 22

That has to be one of the best jokes I’ve heard

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lyricalservant 21

lol i don't think so considering that it's is on fml.

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Swandive235 27

Nope, that phrase is a boner stopper.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Well instead of getting offended, I hope he was the bigger man.

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starile 19

Bf: *shrugs* Doesn't matter, had sex.

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jryan2 16

I assume you know where the door is? Good, go through it..

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ZacPalmer 12

If you listen closely, you can hear his confidence running away

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Econforthwin 15

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that ended the sexual activities of the day?

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Rainbow2Cloud 12

Ah yes I'm sure the boyfriend loved hearing OP refer to his penis as "little guy". I bet it turned him on even more.

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sicksadworld1317 30

I sense the sarcasm, 28, but small penis humiliation is actually a thing for some guys. And actually quite fun between consenting and enthusiastic partners, at that.

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IAmzephyr 22

#34, I like how you had to specify 'consenting'

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sunnyskys 25

okay no one dis on the consenting part. Just think a moment. One of the only ways a girl is going to be okay with you calling her a bitch is if she consents to it, same with a guy and his dick or being called a dick

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heirofhope 38

Oh no! Sorry OP, that must have been bad on both ends. Obviously you didn't mean it and it was an honest mistake, so if he really cares about you I'm sure he'll understand. Apologize and explain the situation!

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Dre27 20

Most dudes still wouldn't feel better even if it was explained

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ZombieVampirez 24

Don't apologize. Just take command and suck it. That'll make him feel better.

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zinoxity 23

Ouch, you just hurt his manhood both physically and psychologically. It happens though, don't worry about it OP.

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abNormal62 23

His name is "Spike", in the future please use his proper name. Thank you

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JBrownie123 24

I hope he managed to laugh it off. I really do.

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shemademedoit 20

he can't laugh that off. getting hit down there is like you giving birth. on top of that being called little? that's as bad as it gets

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starile 19

#43, because you know exactly what giving birth feels like, right?

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shemademedoit 20

don't have to. I hear women complain about the pain all the time

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JBrownie123 24

I wasn't on about the being hit in the balls, I'm on about the having his penis be referred to as "little"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I think I honestly would've been too focused on the pain to even care about the comment.

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albertozeta_fml 9

Well, maybe it is 3 feet tall like a 5 year old boy.

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albertozeta_fml 9

Three feet like a 5 year old boy, not like a 5 year old boy's dick! :D

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shemademedoit 20

if little kids are 3 inches then I feel bad for men with small penis. he would be kid-dingo

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