With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
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tingting1 0

oooh yuckk good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

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meezer008 0

u sound like a good friend

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DameGreyWulf 0

The price of friendship CB Obligatory "No good deed goes unpunished"

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i_got_it 0

thats what you get for not taking advantage of her..

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Personalxp3r 0

Then as a punishment, you ****** her while she was still drunk right?

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HBubble 3

It was good you took the keys.

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metakingt 0

**** her then dump her body outside her house.

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perdix 29

DC, huh? Were you watching the Redskins play? God, they stink this year! I'm putting a bucket in front of the TV for Monday Night Football.

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perdix 29

But they LOST to the Lions! You knew that!! AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! Get rid of Dan Snyder!

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waddlezizmyname 3

Sucks for you, but you are a great friend. I hope she felt bad as hell for all of it.... She owes you bigtime.

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LemonFairy 0

FYL. Thank you, though, for taking her keys OP. As somebody who has lost family members to drunk driving it's good to see some people care.

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