You got what you wanted

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
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Welshite 39

You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.

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singer0421 32

Social media is not a representation of how happy a couple is. No need to get jealous.

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unpossible 26

In a marriage it is important that both spouses are able to express their feelings openly and without fear of reprisal. This is an abusive act meant to undermine the OP and worse, to do so publicly. I don't know anything about this marriage other than this FML, but I hazard a guess that-- if this relationship is not already in a cycle of abuse in which the victim accepts responsibility for the abuser-- this is just the beginning. OP stand up for yourself and demand respect: people treat you how you allow them to treat you.

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lulinator 40

I think you may be reading a little too much into it...

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soulebelius 17

I agree that pictures aren't an exact representation for a relationship, but DAMN! People really think she was asking too much? What he did was petty and unnecessary...plus he called her a bitch! How is that not mentally abusive?

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Perhaps you aren't reading enough. When you start calling your wife "the bitch" in public and post a photo of her on the loo, you are pretty much saying "I don't respect her and I certainly don't love her". That relationship is in trouble and not just because the OP was fishing for a compliment.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

or it's a joke which the OP's husband knows his friends will get, and you're reading way too much into it.

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unpossible 26

According to OP who posted after the FML, it's the latter. She says it's a big joke so maybe we were reading too much into it.

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MysteryGuest214 10

If this is her husband's idea of a joke, I'd hate to see him when he gets angry.

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Dozer1988 14

Your husband has "keep your options open syndrome." If he posts pictures of you that look like you're a happy couple, he can't hit on other women and worse, they can't hit on him. Many men, and women, have this serious condition, there is no cure and only one treatment. The treatment is a dose of reality, and the effects are never lasting.

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rachangie 19

This is absolutely preposterous. Honestly, of all the ways to take this I think yours is the most ridiculous. There is no such syndrome, it's called being an asshole and I seriously don't see how any of that related to this FML.

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Dozer1988 14

For the love of God, you people don't recognize sarcasm. Should I make a senseless pun to entice your small minds instead?

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Lil_Red777 21

Sarcasm is one thing, but your comment made no sense and just sounded weird.

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inowhtthefoxsays 20

Most awesome post ever. Sorry op but I laughed so hard at this post I thought I was gonna pee myself. But first...... Lemme take a selfie.

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crazycly 7

#15. Can I have your children. Funny as ****! :)

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AFaye3964 17

You cant complain, You got what you wanted.. In a way

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tony1891 22

she who stand on toilet, high on pot.

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PresidentNorth 16

You're going to far Jesus.

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RedPillSucks 31

As a mathematician, she worked it out with a pencil

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droid1126 25

It was a joke. You guys take things too seriously. Its not like he nailed her to the floor in the middle of the floor and said "Sacrificing the worthless piece of shit to the dark lord"

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