By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 702 You deserved it 68 943 Share Tweet Share
Sneaky hand shandy By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 796 You deserved it 58 928 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband wants a divorce and will be moving out as soon as possible because he can’t stand my mother anymore. He's tired of pushing me to stand up to her, even once, so he's done and is leaving. I’m upset he’s leaving, but I’m equally as upset he’s leaving me alone with my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 120 You deserved it 1 701
Today, I saw on Facebook that a friend left her job where I also used to work, as she posted a picture of her farewell gifts, including cards, balloons and cookies. Normally, I'd be happy for her, except when I left I was told they'd "stopped doing farewell presents", and as such, I'd got nothing. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 569 You deserved it 759
Today, the woman that I left my wife for told me she just wanted me for sex and not a long-term relationship. I pleaded on my knees to my wife to take me back and rekindle our marriage and even suggested counseling. I even brought her roses. She slapped me with the roses and slammed the door in my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 241 You deserved it 10 105
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML I agree, your life sucks 75 129 You deserved it 20 268
Today, the main cause of my recent boost in anxiety is in fact the amount of debt that going to a therapist in the first place has put me in. I guess he did help me find the main cause of my emotional issues. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 978 You deserved it 430
Today, my family got very upset with me when I advised my brother’s girlfriend to take the kids and leave. They’re more upset with me telling her that, than the fact that my brother is an abusive serial cheater and a raging alcoholic, who hits her and the kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 924 You deserved it 162
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 369 You deserved it 294
Today, we got a call saying there was a police report filed against us, after my car got hit while I was at work a few days ago. They lied about everything, and now my insurance is dropping us FML I agree, your life sucks 1 192 You deserved it 150